What's on your tombstone

I have often wondered what I would want on my tombstone.
Of course I will not have a tombstone because in my will I requested that my ashes be flushed down the toilet of the highest floor at a Hilton Hotel.

The ten most requested names to be put on a tombstone by me:

10. Now I finally get the plot.


9. Stop humming Dust in the Wind.


8. Neither rain nor snow shall keep me from staying here.


7. Could you crazy-glue my finger back on?


6. Now would be an O.K. time to tackle War and Peace.


5. Anchovies and Cheese.


4. Why is there a picture of Elvis on this casket?


3. Who is the wise guy that's playing the Abba music?


2. Not now, I'm drawing to a Royal Flush against the worms.


1. GET ME OUTA HERE!!!